At the border, however, is where everything went bottoms-up for me, for at the border was a horde of Camper puppets augmented by cultists, the likes of which I had never seen nor hoped to encounter.
"The ones back in Sweden must have figured out that it was me they saw," I lamented, hoping that they would not make me again.
Long story short, they did.
The resulting car chase was on a scale that would make The Blues Brothers proud, with my one car pursued by wave upon waves of adversaries. Except my car chase was, I dare say, even more wild and reckless, for we were on the German Autobahn, and so mingled and weaved through crowds of other drivers also going at absurd speeds.
However, I was unafraid to take great risks, even amidst waves of hilariously fast drivers.
With a quick invocation, I summoned a storm of slender-branches and lashed upon my enemies' vehicles, all while retreating to the right-most lane and going at around the speed limit of the American highways which I had travelled previously.
Needless to say, the Autobahn dissolved into chaos, providing me with ample cover to sneak through Hamburg on the way to Bremen.
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