After sleeping for the night and browsing Facebook for several hours the following morning, I decided to stroll through the woods around me for a while. Emerging from the green door, I lethargically gazed around the room for any signs of an intruder. Not finding any, I turned and locked the door, then stepped out into the misty forest.
Picking an arbitrary direction to walk in, I began the lazy journey around my new home. The atmosphere around me proved to be quite pleasant, and I eventually stopped to lie on the ground and bask in the effervescent, almost surreal naturescape which surrounded me.
After close to an hour, however, I was greeted by a frightening sight, the likes of which I had never expected to see. The horror which stood before me was Der Großmann, the creature which was referenced in TribeTwelve, which was supposed to be just me.
I started up in a manic shock, for seeing a doppelgaenger of myself which was not a machination of my incantations should have been impossible.
"How are you a thing?" I implored my mirror-image. He did not reply, presumably because he cannot speak. I then heard his thoughts within my own mind, telling me to "fuck off, mate, as this is my forest."
I then impaled him with a slender-branch or several, until he moved no longer.
"What a pointless person," I muttered grimly to myself, before returning to my home and browsing the internet for the rest of the day.
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